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February 13, 2005

Wanted: attractive young woman to represent me

Here’s the offer: if you’re an attractive woman living in the Washington, DC area, between the ages of 18 and 29, and you’d like to become a famous blogger, then please email me at libertarian_girl22@yahoo.com.

I’m certain that I have what it takes to get a blog into the A-list, so long as there’s a picture of a beautiful young woman on the sidebar. Once we get into the A-list, there will be media opportunities and book deals.

All you have to do is supply photos and be available whenever a real person is needed. Otherwise, I’ll run the blog and pretend to be you. But if you have an interesting personal life, a few posts along those lines would certainly increase readership.

You must be comfortable with right of center politics, but the exact political views are open to mutual agreement. The views of our joint blog can be different from the views in this blog.

I’m sure we will be able to agree on an equitable way to share the profits.

This scheme was very successful for the 80s pop group Milli Vanilli, and I’m sure it will work just as well in the blogosphere.

If you have a blog, please help me out by linking to this post.

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Comments

You should post it as a Craigslist ad.

Don't forget that the guy from Milli Vanilli ended up killing himself.

If you're going to keep doing this blog, though, you have got to put a different picture up there. That one is giving me nightmares.

Shit. ;) I wish I could get this deal in Halifax.

"If you're going to keep doing this blog, though, you have got to put a different picture up there. That one is giving me nightmares."

The picture on your blog isn't so great to look at either. In fact, I'm beginning to suspect that you're not really an eighty-five year old wooden head, but rather a person pretending to be an eighty-five year old wooden head. I bet you don't even live in France.

What's going on here? I am the owner of this blog, see

http://blogshares.com/blogs.php?blog=http%3A%2F%2Flibertariangirl.typepad.com%2F ...

and I really don't like the change of the photograph. Have you stolen the password and hacked it? Or were you always pretending to be someone else?

If I am unsatisfied with the answer, I will shut this blog off! ;-)

In fact, I'm beginning to suspect that you're not really an eighty-five year old wooden head, but rather a person pretending to be an eighty-five year old wooden head.

Well I never.

I, unlike SOME folks 'round these parts, would never stoop to hiding behind a false persona.

No, every word I write is accompanied by an assertion of my real and true identity; the ethics of blogging demands as much, I dare say.

"The picture on your blog isn't so great to look at either. In fact, I'm beginning to suspect that you're not really an eighty-five year old wooden head, but rather a person pretending to be an eighty-five year old wooden head. I bet you don't even live in France."

LOL!

I think I still want to go out for drinks with you some time, even if you're a guy. Are you at least really in DC?

Why bother putting a picture of someone up there at all? Its your thoughts and comments that make a blog "A-List".

Maybe if you put a picture of a naked lady up there you could rocket to the top of the blog-o-sphere.

You could call it nakedgirl.blogspot.com

I doubt a naked girl blog would actually get more traffic, because most people like to read blogs while screwing around at work, and can't risk their boss catching them with a naked girl on their screen.

This blog makes so much more sense as a parody with an ugly guy pretending to be a LG. Please let it be true!

Its your thoughts and comments that make a blog "A-List".

Ha ha, very funny. Next your going to tell beer companies to take the hot women out of the commercials and instead focus on the taste.

I just don't think that will work. Milli Vanilli had much better hair.

So I take it you favor the War on Users of Some Drugs?

Hmmm.

What a great way to meet chicks.

Let me give you some sistahly advice: Look, if you really are a hot grrl blogger with weird ideas about politics and evolutionary psychology, the last thing you want on your blog is a pic-- just attracts stalkers, and guyz who want to have you pithed or put in leg irons. jess sayin'

"Blogger seeks attractive partner with firm, well-rounded, nicely supported, uhh, opinions".

I've always been happy James Carville existed, as that kept me from being the ugliest guy around. Now, I discover I'm third on the list. Keep that picture up!

"Let me give you some sistahly advice: Look, if you really are a hot grrl blogger with weird ideas about politics and evolutionary psychology, the last thing you want on your blog is a pic-- just attracts stalkers, and guyz who want to have you pithed or put in leg irons. jess sayin'"

But some of my stalkers are amusing, and anyone who reads very far into my blog will soon learn that I am well-armed, so I don't have much to worry about. :)

Jacqueline, don't think you have to worry too much about stalkers. And when did "pea-shooter" become well-armed?

My weapon shoots 9mm bullets, not peas. :)

LG, you are a piece of shit. Why the hell would an attractive woman want to be your puppet?

Oh wait, I forgot... pretty equals stupid. :roll eyes:

So much for your supposed individualism. Eat a dick.

Fantastic! What a groovy way to get attention. I think all of the 'a list' are blogging about you! Many great minds use pseudonyms.

The A-list can kiss my ass. This is just a hobby for me, and it's quite fun. Besides, what makes LG think he can get into the A-list with his socialist breast implant tax? I have yet to read a more pathetic piece of douchebaggery.

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  • I started this blog pretending to be a gorgeous blonde "libertarian girl" who just graduated from college. The ruse worked great until someone discovered that the photo I was using was taken from a Russian brides website. Read the classic post where I admit to the hoax.