Here’s the offer: if you’re an attractive woman living in the Washington, DC area, between the ages of 18 and 29, and you’d like to become a famous blogger, then please email me at email@example.com.
I’m certain that I have what it takes to get a blog into the A-list, so long as there’s a picture of a beautiful young woman on the sidebar. Once we get into the A-list, there will be media opportunities and book deals.
All you have to do is supply photos and be available whenever a real person is needed. Otherwise, I’ll run the blog and pretend to be you. But if you have an interesting personal life, a few posts along those lines would certainly increase readership.
You must be comfortable with right of center politics, but the exact political views are open to mutual agreement. The views of our joint blog can be different from the views in this blog.
I’m sure we will be able to agree on an equitable way to share the profits.
This scheme was very successful for the 80s pop group Milli Vanilli, and I’m sure it will work just as well in the blogosphere.
If you have a blog, please help me out by linking to this post.