Why are there no mail order husbands?

Tim Movementarian (who may actually be me), asks:

Regarding mail-order brides, while I have no experience with them, why not start a mail-order groom service?

There are two reasons:

(1) Women don't have problems finding husbands. In younger age groups, there are about 5 single men for every 4 single women in the United States. How is that possible? Serial polygamy contributes to this phenomenon. A 25 year old man marries a 25 year old woman, divorces her at 34, and at 35 he marries another 25 year old woman.

Then there is also actual polygamy. I knew of a guy, who wasn't even that good looking or anything, who had two girlfriends at the same time, and neither knew of the other one's existence. It was almost like a sitcom, but it was real life.

(2) Women are turned off by men who are less economically successful than they are. So a poor man from Russia is a big turn off for the majority of women. Even if he's really good looking. The successful men in Russia no doubt have their pick of hot wives, as evidenced by the Russian brides websites.

Men, on the other hand, don't care if a woman is poor. Men are more likely to be turned off by a woman more successful than themselves.

So this parody blog post is pretty funny, but extremely unlikely.

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