Here’s the offer: if you’re an attractive woman living in the Washington, DC area, between the ages of 18 and 29, and you’d like to become a famous blogger, then please email me at libertarian_girl22@yahoo.com.
I’m certain that I have what it takes to get a blog into the A-list, so long as there’s a picture of a beautiful young woman on the sidebar. Once we get into the A-list, there will be media opportunities and book deals.
All you have to do is supply photos and be available whenever a real person is needed. Otherwise, I’ll run the blog and pretend to be you. But if you have an interesting personal life, a few posts along those lines would certainly increase readership.
You must be comfortable with right of center politics, but the exact political views are open to mutual agreement. The views of our joint blog can be different from the views in this blog.
I’m sure we will be able to agree on an equitable way to share the profits.
This scheme was very successful for the 80s pop group Milli Vanilli, and I’m sure it will work just as well in the blogosphere.
If you have a blog, please help me out by linking to this post.
You should post it as a Craigslist ad.
Posted by: Jacqueline | February 13, 2005 at 08:22 PM
Don't forget that the guy from Milli Vanilli ended up killing himself.
Posted by: dadahead | February 13, 2005 at 08:38 PM
If you're going to keep doing this blog, though, you have got to put a different picture up there. That one is giving me nightmares.
Posted by: dadahead | February 13, 2005 at 08:49 PM
Shit. ;) I wish I could get this deal in Halifax.
Posted by: Rachael-Dawn | February 13, 2005 at 09:18 PM
"If you're going to keep doing this blog, though, you have got to put a different picture up there. That one is giving me nightmares."
The picture on your blog isn't so great to look at either. In fact, I'm beginning to suspect that you're not really an eighty-five year old wooden head, but rather a person pretending to be an eighty-five year old wooden head. I bet you don't even live in France.
Posted by: Libertarian Girl | February 13, 2005 at 09:26 PM
What's going on here? I am the owner of this blog, see
http://blogshares.com/blogs.php?blog=http%3A%2F%2Flibertariangirl.typepad.com%2F ...
and I really don't like the change of the photograph. Have you stolen the password and hacked it? Or were you always pretending to be someone else?
If I am unsatisfied with the answer, I will shut this blog off! ;-)
Posted by: Luboš Motl | February 13, 2005 at 09:26 PM
In fact, I'm beginning to suspect that you're not really an eighty-five year old wooden head, but rather a person pretending to be an eighty-five year old wooden head.
Well I never.
I, unlike SOME folks 'round these parts, would never stoop to hiding behind a false persona.
No, every word I write is accompanied by an assertion of my real and true identity; the ethics of blogging demands as much, I dare say.
Posted by: dadahead | February 13, 2005 at 10:37 PM
"The picture on your blog isn't so great to look at either. In fact, I'm beginning to suspect that you're not really an eighty-five year old wooden head, but rather a person pretending to be an eighty-five year old wooden head. I bet you don't even live in France."
LOL!
I think I still want to go out for drinks with you some time, even if you're a guy. Are you at least really in DC?
Posted by: Jacqueline | February 13, 2005 at 11:08 PM
Why bother putting a picture of someone up there at all? Its your thoughts and comments that make a blog "A-List".
Posted by: Henry | February 13, 2005 at 11:50 PM
Maybe if you put a picture of a naked lady up there you could rocket to the top of the blog-o-sphere.
You could call it nakedgirl.blogspot.com
Posted by: dadahead | February 14, 2005 at 01:16 AM